I'm Here And I'm Ready. They're Not.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen.

Usually In A Battle Sequence When A Bomb Is Going Off, You Forget You're Acting.

I Have To Tell Them That Last Night Was A Shameful Train Wreck Filled With Blind Cuddly Puppies.

But You Can't Focus On Things That Matter If All You've Been Is Asleep For Forty Years. Funny How Sleep Rhymes With Sheep. You Know.

I Saw 28 Days. I Don't Remember Rehab Being Like A Day Camp Or Being That Funny. Rehab Is A Dumping Ground. It's A Big Landfill.