I'm Growing Older, But Not Up.

I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation Got The Best Of Me.

I Recommend That You Try A Little Mental Floss.

Is It Time For Your Medication Or Mine?

Sail The Main Course In A Simple Sturdy Craft. Keep Her Well Stocked With Short Stories And Long Laughs. Go Fast Enough To Get There But Slow Enough To See. Moderation Seems To Be The Key.

And I Try To Give The Best Bang For The Buck. I Love Performing More Than Anything Else.