I'm Growing Older, But Not Up.

I Was Hungry And Went Out For A Bite, Ran Into A Chum With A Bottle Of Rum And We Wound Up Drinking All Night.

Yes, I Am A Pirate, Two Hundred Years To Late. Cannons Don't Thunder, There's Nothing To Plunder, I'm An Over Forty Victim Of Fate.

I Know I Should Be Leaving This Climate, I've Got A Verse, But Can't Rhyme It.

These Old Ballparks Are Like Cathedrals In America. We Don't Have Big Old Gothic Cathedrals Like They Do In Europe. But We Got Baseball Parks.

Cheeseburger In Paradise!