I'm Gonna Play Something So Funky You

When You Play The Guitar, You Don't Have To Say Nothing. The Girls Would Say Something To You.

I'm Going Through A Divorce Now. This Is The Second One, And Like Baseball, I'm Not Gonna Get Three Strikes. I've Been Living By Myself For Five Years And I'm Very Comfortable. I Can Play My Guitar When I Want To.

Why Did They Keep Changing Guitars And Amplifiers When They Were Perfect? They Did The Same Things With Cars, If You Ask Me. They Forgot How To Make Them Right, Because They Focused On Style And Bells And Whistles.

Standing Between These Two Guys You'd Have To Be Me To Know How I'm Feelin'!

They Say The Blues Is Sad, But When B.b. Sings 'i Got A Sweet Little Angel, I Love The Way She Spreads Her Wings,' That Don't Sound Too Sad To Me!