Standing Between These Two Guys You'd Have

If You Don't Think You've Got The Blues, Just Keep Living, And If You Don't Think You're Drunk, Just Keep Drinking What You're Drinking.

Your Mind Is On Vacation And Your Mouth Is Working Overtime.

Don't Be The Best In Town. Just Try To Be The Best Until The Best Come Around.

Blues Is Like American Express. I Don't Leave Home Without It.

Once I Was Checking To Hotel And A Couple Saw My Ring With Blues On It. They Said, 'you Play Blues. That Music Is So Sad.' I Gave Them Tickets To The Show, And They Came Up Afterwards And Said, 'you Didn't Play One Sad Song.'