I'm Getting Pretty Worried. My Girlfriend Hasn't

I Tell Very Mean Jokes.

Whenever I’m About To Have Sex With A Girl, I Play It Smart And Just Automatically Assume She Has Herpes; Because That Way I Don’t Have To Tell Her About My Herpes.

The Best Way To Break Up With A Girl Is Like I'm Taking Off A Band-aid. Slowly And In The Shower.

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

My Dad Was Amazing. He Raised Five Boys. All By Himself. Without The Rest Of Us Knowing.