I'm From Winnipeg, You Idiot!

So Stephanie.. You Wanna Say Let The Bodies Hit The Floor... I Would Say... Let The Boobies Hit The Floor!

Fake Is Not A Word I Like To Use Because There's Nothing Fake About What I Do. It's A Show, It's A Predetermined Outcome; We're Putting On A Television Drama, Action, Comedy, Whatever You Want To Call It - But It's Not Fake. Fake Would Be If I Was Just About To Take A Body Slam, And My Stuntman Did It. Fake Would Be If I Was Going To Take A Chair Shot To The Head, And The Chair Was Made Of Rubber. I'll Tell The World That It's A Show, But I Hate The Word Fake. It's Such An Unfair Term To Us.

I Really Don't Care If Stephanie Enjoys Kissing Kurt Angle. Or If Kurt Angle Enjoys Kissing Stephanie. Or Hell, If Kurt Angle Enjoys Kissing Triple H! Cause As Far As I'm Concerned All Three Of You Can Kiss My Ass!

You've Got A Man-beast, And A Ho-beast.

Lo, I Am The Most Stupendous In The Land At My Particular Profession.