If You Want To See Chris Jericho

Back In The Hood After A Tremendous Aussie Tour! Thanks To All Who Rocked With Us, I Promise It Won't Be Another 5 Yrs Before We Return! Best News Is I'm Off For The Rest Of The Year Now! Time To Get Krunk.

Queen Elizabeth, She's The Ultimate Hypocrite!

I Didn't Understand At The Time Why Vince Was So Interested In Teaching Me Life Lessons When All I Was Trying To Do Was Get My Video Played. But Now I Think It's Because He Saw A Little Bit Of Himself In Me. Just Like Me, He Was A Rebel Who Listened To No One And Did Whatever It Took To Get The Job Done, Pissing People Off With His Stubbornness And Drive In The Process. Therefore, He Was Trying To Teach Me How To Better Myself Instead Of Repeatedly Getting Into Trouble By Rubbing People The Wrong Way.

Fake Is Not A Word I Like To Use Because There's Nothing Fake About What I Do. It's A Show, It's A Predetermined Outcome; We're Putting On A Television Drama, Action, Comedy, Whatever You Want To Call It - But It's Not Fake. Fake Would Be If I Was Just About To Take A Body Slam, And My Stuntman Did It. Fake Would Be If I Was Going To Take A Chair Shot To The Head, And The Chair Was Made Of Rubber. I'll Tell The World That It's A Show, But I Hate The Word Fake. It's Such An Unfair Term To Us.

I Never Second-guess Myself. I Could Wrestle You Right Now And I Know We'd Have A Good Match. Right Now. Let's Go To The Ring And Don't Even Worry About It, Let's Go. Madison Square Garden. Let's Do It. Once You Feel That Way, Nothing Can Bring You Down, Nothing Can Stop You.