The Only Rumors Worth Listening To Have

In True Rock Star Fashiuon, I Had Insomina Last Night And I Didn't Sleep At All. So All I Need Is A Bottle Of Jack Daniels And Some Groupies, And I'll Be Just Like David Lee Roth.

That's The Best Way To Live Your Life: Don't Listen To What Other People Think. Just Follow Your Heart.

You'll Never, Eever, Be The Same, Again!

X-pac, I Always Thought You Were A Greasy Haired, Cheesey Bandana Wearing Asshole That Wore Green And Black Tights. I Now Think You Are A Greasy Haired, Cheesey Bandana Wearing Asshole That Wears Purple And Black Tights.

Getting Dragged, Kicking And Screaming Out Of The Ring, Begging For Mercy From Whomever It Is That Fires Me, And Never Be Seen Again. That's How I Wanna Go Out. Haha, Yeah, I Don't Want Any.. Hero's Goodbye, Or A Big Send Off. I Don't Want A Retirement Ceremony. That's Not How I'm Built, I Just Wanna Disappear Into The Sunset And Have People, 'man, That Guy Was A Jerk. Wow, I'm Glad He's Gone.'