I'm From Canada, So Thanksgiving To Me

It's Really Not That Hard. If I Do A Tonight Show, It's Six Or Seven Minutes. If I Do A Concert, It's 90 Minutes. If I Do An Interview, That's 15 Minutes. So By The End Of The Day I've Done Three Hours Worth Of Work.

I'm From Canada, So Thanksgiving To Me Is Just Thursday With More Food. And I'm Thankful For That.

I'm Fascinated By Mankind. I Grew Up Watching 'candid Camera' And Thought It Was Funnier Than Any Standup, Any Joke, Anything That Could Possibly Be Written Because You're Dealing With Humanity. And People Can Relate To That. It Touches Everybody Who Sees It. It Hits A Nerve.

I Don't Know If I'm Teaching My Kids Right, But You Have To Go With Your Own Instincts. You Can't Be So Sure That Other People Are Going To Do Right By You.

You Can Go Home With A Lot Of Money With Absolutely No Skill.