When I Went Into Bobby's World, I

If My Mom Came Here Today, She'd Probably Join This Red-hat Brigade. My Mother Got My Sense Of Humor, Even When I Was A Kid. I Would Just Do Things That Tickled My Fancy In The Moment, And She Would Ask Me Who I Was Entertaining. I'd Say, 'well, Me.' And She Would Tell Me That Nobody Knew That And They Thought I Was Psychotic. Well, I Don't Ever Want People To Think I'm Psychotic, But I Can't Help Myself From Doing These Things.

When I Went Into Bobby's World, I Had No Idea It Would Be A Success. I Had Been Doing The Bobby Voice As Part Of My Nightclub Adult Act For Years.

I Don't Know If I'm Teaching My Kids Right, But You Have To Go With Your Own Instincts. You Can't Be So Sure That Other People Are Going To Do Right By You.

It's Really Not That Hard. If I Do A Tonight Show, It's Six Or Seven Minutes. If I Do A Concert, It's 90 Minutes. If I Do An Interview, That's 15 Minutes. So By The End Of The Day I've Done Three Hours Worth Of Work.

Bobby's World Touched A Lot Of People. That's Why The Family's Last Name Is Generic. Uncle Ted Is Based On Uncles We've All Had.