I'm Delighted To Make As Many People

I'm Not Drunk Onstage, Although I've Done That A Couple Of Times When I Was Younger. It's Partly Just The Way I Talk - I Talk Like Somebody In A Rocking Chair. I'm Your 150-year-old Grandmother.

I Love Playing In America. I Feel Having Been There A Few Times That I "get" America A Lot More Than I Used To. It Used To Be So Strange To Me. It Takes Years To Learn How To Separate The Actual, Major, Important Differences From The Superficial Differences That Aren't Essential Or Crucial.

One Thing That's Coming Up A Lot Is: Are You As Grumpy As You Appear From This Black Books Thing.

I Do Think It's Perfectly Natural And Human To Want To Invest Belief In Something. It's Just A Facet Of Who We Are. What Do I Believe In? I Believe In The Obvious Things. The People I'm Close To And My Work - It's Not Complicated.

Religion Is The Yeast Of Death Cakes. It Is The Most Awful Agent On A Vulnerable Mind. It's The Refuge Of Alienated And Lonely People. It's What People Had Before Television. It Yokes People Together Into An Imaginary World. It Is Just People Talking To Their Imaginary Friends, At Length. I Wouldn't Mind, But Some Of The People Are World Leaders.