I'm Competitive, So I Don't Like To

The License Said You Had To Stick Around Until I Was Dead, But If You're Tired Of Looking At My Face I Guess I Already Am.

I Don't Have The Same Access Or Time To Gain Access To Music The Way I Used To.

I Remember Even Getting Kicked Out Of A Bar Once Because I Was Too Loud And Obnoxious.

And, You Know, I Still Haven't Been Contacted By Mick Jagger, Either!

Lana Del Rey Seems To Be Bothering Everybody Because She Allegedly Remade Herself From A Folk Singing, Girl-next-door Type Into An Electro-urban Kitty Cat On The Prowl (of Course I Like Her), And They Feel She Is Inauthentic.