I'm Bi-winning. I Win Here, I Win

You Can't Cure Your Own Cancer, Obviously, Especially If It's Late Stage.

I'm 0 For 3 With Marriage - The Scoreboard Doesn't Lie, Never Has. So What We All Have Is A Marriage Of The Heart. To Sully Or Contaminate Or Radically Disrespect This Union With A Shameful Contract Is Something That I Will Leave To The Amateurs And The Bible Grippers.

I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.

I’m Done With The Winning Cause I’ve Already Won.

I've Always Been A Little Skittish About Death. On Certain Days I'm Okay With It. On Other Days It's Like, "really? I Have To? No, Man, Not Me."