I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna Get Everything!

Hear The Birds? Sometimes I Like To Pretend That I'm Deaf And I Try To Imagine What It's Like Not To Be Able To Hear Them. It's Not That Bad.

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.

It's Not Every Day That You Get To Be Affectionate Around Something, It Just Doesn't Happen That Often.