I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

Every Relationship Is Just So Tenuous And Precarious.

Once I Know People Know Who I Am, It Gives Me A Lot Of Licence And Freedom To Behave In Ways I Wouldn't Normally.

I Once Stopped To Pick Up A Girl, And Then There Was This Creepy-looking Guy Standing Behind The Bushes Waiting To Jump Out And Get In, Too. So I Just Quickly Drove Away.

I'm Surprised Sometimes At How Some Of My Actions Are Misinterpreted.