I'm An Old Fashioned Joint Smoker Ya

I Like To Play Small Clubs.

I Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong, Especially After What He Achieved Winning Seven Tour De France Races While On Drugs......when I Was On Drugs I Couldn't Even Find My Bike.

If You Go To A Magic Show, You Don't Want To See Logic.

The First Time I Got Onstage Was When I Was About 5 Years Old. It Was At A Church Social, And I Had A Poem To Recite.

The Whole House Came Up And I Came Up With It... I Was Just Praying To The Lord To Take Care Of Me.