I'm An Entertainer. I Don't Go Round

I'm Just A Good Catholic Boy - I Do Naughty Things And Feel Guilty About Them.

I Am Of The Very Last Generation Who Didn't Have Computers At School. As We Grow Old We'll Become Something Of An Aberration.

Going To A Grammar School, You Mixed With All Sorts Of Different Types And I Used To Listen To How They Talked. When I Did My Imitations, I Could Sound Like Someone Really Rough, Or I Could Sound Like A Cabinet Minister.

Hacking Into A Victim Of Crime's Phone Is A Sort Of Poetically Elegant Manifestation Of A Modus Operandi The Tabloids Have.

I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.