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I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.

I've Always Loathed Rich People, So I've Become Who I've Loathed, Which Makes It Doubly Difficult, If You Can Follow Me.

It Has To Do - I Think - With Growing Up In An Apartment, With My Aunt And My Cousins Right Next Door To Me, With The Door Open, With Neighbors Walking In And Out, With People Yelling At Each Other All The Time.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.