I'm A Very Lazy, Stay-at-home Kind Of

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.

I Suppose They're Confident. I Think Younger Guys Love The Idea Of A Divorced Woman Who's Going To Teach Them How To Be A Man.

I'm A Very Lazy, Stay-at-home Kind Of Girl.

Then, In 2000, John Reid, Elton John's Former Manager, Asked Me To Audition For The Stage Version Of The Graduate He Was Producing. So I Worked On It, Got The Part, And After Three Weeks' Rehearsal I Was On Stage!

Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But I Looked Twenty-five.