I'm A Singer, A Writer And An

You're No Elvis Presley, I'm No Marilyn Monroe, But I Do Think You're Sexy, Just Thought I'd Tell You So.

People Always Ask Me How Long It Takes To Do My Hair. I Don’t Know, I’m Never There.

Children Have Always Responded To Me Because I Have That Cartoon-character Look.

My First Phone Was Two Tin Cans Tied Together With String, And It Worked Pretty Good.

Now Momma's Done Away With The Old Black Kettle She Used To Cook In When I Was Just Littleand The Door Ain't Sprung On Her Electric Rangethat Little Old Farm And Home We Had It Ain't There No More And That's Too Badfolks Are Doing Away With The Simple Things.