I'm A Rapper Trying To Be An

Like Sweet Morning Dew I Took One Look At You And It Was Plain To See You Were My Destiny

There's Probably A Bunch Of Power Stripe Floating Through The Def Jam Offices Right Now.

I'd Have A Sex Scene With Whoopi Goldberg Or Star Jones.

After A While, You Can't Get Any Higher. It's Like Your Head Is In A Wind Tunnel - Everything Is Vibrating.

I've Learned When You Drink Absolut Straight, It Burns Enough To Give My Chest Hairs A Perm.