I'm A Perfectionist And If I Start

I Want A President Who Can Handle A Cream Soda.

During Vietnam, I Was In College, Enjoying My Student Deferment. The Government Wisely Felt That, In My Case, Military Service Was Less Important Than Completing My Studies To Prepare Me For My Chosen Career: Comedian.

I Don't Know What Happens To You After You Die. I'm Not Banking On There Being, Like, A Heaven.

Humor And Seriousness Are Not In Opposition To Each Other.

The Right Wing Has Had A Radio Apparatus For Years And Years, So They've Had Minor Leagues - They've Had Local Rightwing Guys Who've Become National Rightwing Guys, And Who Build Slowly, And That's How It Goes. We Haven't Had That. It Isn't Like We Have A Farm Team.