I'm A New Yorker, And I Rarely

To Play Hillary Clinton? I'm Kind Of Winging It. No, Are You Kidding Me? I Prepared Obsessively. I Mean, As Much As I Could In The Time That I Was Given. Of Course, With Someone Like Hillary Clinton, Obviously, Anything You Want Is On Youtube And At Your Fingertips There.

Every Summer My Husband And I Pack Our Suitcases, Load Our Kids Into The Car, And Drive From Tense, Crowded New York City To My Family's Cottage In Maine. It's On An Island, With Stretches Of Sea And Sandy Beaches, Rocky Coasts, And Pine Trees. We Barbecue, Swim, Lie Around, And Try To Do Nothing.

I'm Usually Called Upon To Play The Dreary Suicidal Girl.

I Get To Play A Lot Of Hysterics.

I'm Way Too Disorganized.