Storytelling Is What Lights My Fire.

You Know What I Have Noticed? And This Is Really Sad. Flying First Class Is Less Scary Than Flying Coach. They Speak To You And They're So Nice To You And They Want To Help You And They Know You Want A Drink Before The Plane Takes Off. And They Bring It To You Without Asking. If You're Sitting In Coach And Hoping For A Drink, Good Luck.

I Love Stories That Give Me A Perspective On How Easy American Life Has Become In The 21st Century.

You Know How A Lot Of People Say They Could Go Crazy? Well, I Feel I Live Very Close To That Line.

It's Too Easy To Sum Up A Person's Character In One Negative Instant, And It Doesn't Put Anything Good Out Into The World.

I Just Love To Make A Whole Roomful Of People Laugh.