I'm A Monster, Not A Moron.

Oh. Yeah. That Does Make Sense.” Shaylin Hesitated. “but I Don’t Know Which Dorm Room Is Hers.” “third Floor, Number Thirty-six. When They Shared A Brain, They Used To Say It Stood For Their Chest Size. I Said It Was Their Combined Iq.” “of Course You Did,” Shaylin Said. “see, You Do Understand Me!” Aphrodite Said With Fake Enthusiasm.

You Know How It Feels Right Before A Tornado Hits? I Mean When The Sky's Still Clear, But The Wind's Starting To Cool Off And Change Direction. You Know Something's Coming, But You Don't Always Know What. That's How Things Feel To Me Right Now." -zoey Redbird

There's You. There's Me. We Love Each Other, And We Have Since We Were Kids, So We Should Be Together. The End.

I Think Most People, And I'm Talking Vamp Or Human, Are Shitty. They Put On An Act. They Pretend To Be All Nicey-nice, But Are Really Just One Step Away From Showing Their True Asshole-ness.

My Cat Is Not Insane, She's Just A Really Good Actress.