I'm A Monster, Not A Moron.

Sweet Weeping Baby Jesus He Has A Six-pack To Beat All Six-packs!

Darkness Got You Like Shelob Gor Frodo, Only Worse.

I Never Said I Didn't Like Kissing You. The Problem Is Too Many Guys Have Like Kissing You." - Erik Night To Zoey Redbird (ch 26)

If Its Got Tires Or Testicles It's Going To Give You Trouble

Well, He Was Wearing Those Really Bad Pants Ant That Awful Shirt. Clearly He Did Need Some Things Explained To Him Bya Teenager, But I Didn't Think It Was The Right Time To Mention His Unforunate And Obvious Fashion Impairment.