I'm A Monster, Not A Moron.

Remember, Darkness Does Not Always Equate To Evil, Just As Light Does Not Always Bring Good.

You Know How It Is With Cats: They Don't Really Have Owners, They Have Staff.

Well, He Was Wearing Those Really Bad Pants Ant That Awful Shirt. Clearly He Did Need Some Things Explained To Him Bya Teenager, But I Didn't Think It Was The Right Time To Mention His Unforunate And Obvious Fashion Impairment.

I Laugh, And It Was Amazing! I Swear I Could See My Laughter Floating Around Me Like Puffy Things You Blow Off A Dandelion, Only Instead Of Being White It Was Birthday-cake-frosting-blue. Wow! Who Knew Hitting My Head And Passing Out Would Be So Much Fun? I Wonder If This Was What It Was Like To Be High.

I Seek Strength, Not To Be Greater Than Other, But To Fight My Greatest Enemy, The Doubts Within Myself