I'm A Little Bit Of An Amateur

We Use All The Takes That No One Would Ever Use And Often The Moments Before We Say Action, Or Before We Say Cut. No One's Ever Called And Complained Or Anything Like That. Everyone's Just So Grateful To Get The Work And To Be On Tv And All That.

I Feel Like When You Do Twitter, Sometimes You Just Have An Idea And You Fire It Off And Don't Really Think Too Hard About The Consequences Of That. I Think My Reputation There Is As A Comedian And Not Someone To Be Taken Seriously. But I Like The Idea Of Getting Out False Information And Just Muddying Up The Story And Making It As Confusing And, You Know, Schizophrenic As Possible.

I Was In A Band In High School And College And I Always Had A Love For Music, But I Didn't Go To A Conservatory Or Anything Like That. I Was Fairly Self-taught.

A Good Example Of A Lyric That Makes Me Laugh But Might Not Hit Anybody Right Away Is, "sit Behind The Guitar And Play The Chords," Just Because It's Such A Lame Image. It's Not Rock'n'roll At All To Be Sitting Behind A Guitar.

We, The Comics That We Like, We're All, Like, Post-humor.