I Think Comedy Has To Come From

I'm Always In Situations Where You Can't Be Funny, And Yet I Want To Do It Anyway.

There Are A Lot Of Young, Well-educated, Artistic People Out There That Like To Be Entertained.

I Was In A Band In High School And College And I Always Had A Love For Music, But I Didn't Go To A Conservatory Or Anything Like That. I Was Fairly Self-taught.

I Used To Work In An Office In New York For This Terrible Company, And We Used To Have Staff Meetings, And I Would Just Count How Many Times The Boss Would Use The Phrase "in Terms Of." And He Would Say It Like 30 Or 40 Times. And Sometimes He Would Just Say It. He'd Be Like, "uhh, In Terms Of, How Are We Doing With That?" I Realized Nobody Knows What They're Talking About. Everyone's Bullshitting. Maybe Not Everybody, But Certainly A Lot Of People.

Funny People Don't Really Laugh Very Much.