I'm A Legend In This Sport. If

If You're Poor And You Do Something Stupid, You're Nuts. If You're Rich And Do Something Stupid, You're Eccentric.

Its A Dog Eat Dog World, And Mr. Perfect Is A Milk Bone.

Its Amazing That Lou Ferrigno Can Talk With Fifty Pounds Of Cracker In His Mouth.

Are There Any Swamps In Oklahoma? Yes, There Is. It's Called Tulsa.

To Jim Duggan, Taking A Shower Is A High Risk Maneuver.