I'm A Legend In This Sport. If

You Know They Say Money Can't Buy Happiness. Give Me 50 Bucks And Watch Me Smile

It's Very Hard To Get Out Of This Hold, That's Why You Either Have To Scoot Backwards, Move Forwards, Or Try To Get Up.

Obviously Some Cheap Motel Is Missing A Shower Curtain.

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When's The Last Time You Went Into A Barber Shop And Saw Everyone There Unconsious?