I'm A Horrible Karaoke Singer.

There Is A Safe Spot Within Every Tornado. My Job Is To Find It.

I Have A Bunch Of Islands In The Bahamas That We Made Into This Amazing, Magical Place. And We Have These Birds; They're Trained To Do Certain Things On The Island, Which Is Awesome. These Toucans Had A Baby Toucan, And The Baby Toucan, Every Hour That You'd Look At This Toucan, He Would Change.

To Make [parents] Happy, I Went To Fordham University For Three Weeks, While At The Same Time Running Ads In Variety, "magician-actor David Copperfield."

Marriage Is Like A Formality For Me.

My Uncle's House Burned Down When I Was 6 Years Old. We Got Out Safely. But Ever Since, I've Had A Nightmare Of Dying In A Fire.