I'm A Hopeless Romantic With A Dirty

I Live In New York And It's The Greatest City, But Sometimes I Want To Move To The Place With The Porch And The Lemonade And The Farm.

People Say 'nerd' Condescendingly, But When You're Older You Start To Realize That It's The Nerds Who Grow Up To Be The Cool Ones.

I Always Get Scared Of Traffic Cops When I'm Driving, Like I Freak Out Even When I'm Not Doing Anything Wrong. I Still Think They're Going To Pull Me Over And Arrest Me.

I'm A Hopeless Romantic With A Dirty Mind.

I Text My Girlfriends. I Look At Facebook. I Check My E-mail. If I'm Away From The News Cycle More Than A Few Hours, I Feel Out Of Touch.