I'm A Happy-go-lucky Character. I'm Not That

I Don't Like John Terry And I Never Have. He's Got Funny Eyes And He's A Cry Baby. He's Also A Cockney.

No Matter How Much You Sit There Twiddling, Going, 'we're All Doomed', At The End Of The Day People Will Always Want To Hear You Play Creep. Get Over It.

It's Not About Being Upset About The Things You Might Have Said Or Done Yesterday, Which Is Quite Appropriate At The Moment. It's About Looking Forward Rather Than Looking Back. I Hate People Who Look Back On The Past Or Talk About What Might Have Been.

The Scumbags Are Taking Over The Streets. I Don't Know What David Cameron And Gordon Brown Are Going To Do About It. It All Goes Back To The Thatcher (margaret Thatcher) Years. It Sounds Like A Cliché But That's When The Rot Set In.

Women Have Nine Months More Experience Than You Do - Nine Months To Prepare For Being A Parent.