I'm A Good Mother. I'm A Good

What Did The Paparazzi Do To Diana? They Chased Her And They Killed Her.

When You Find Your Soulmate, You Could Sleep Under Their Armpits.

If You Wear Short Skirts You Get Your Femininity Back.

I Could Get Into Bed With James Bond, Then Take My False Leg Off And It Would Really Be A Gun.

Having Loved Sport My Whole Life, Competing In A Paralympics Would Be A Dream Come True.