I'm A Family Oriented Guy; I've Personally

Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog At My Concert!

You Know What Rock Musicians Are? They Are Hung Up, Neurotic, Over-weight Hippies With Sex Problems.

Radio As We Know It Is Pretty Much Changing Completely.

Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain And I'll Keep Providing The Parade.

My Visions And Fantasies Are Pretty Standard. The Only Difference Is I Got To Do It, While Most Of Us Haven't. Beyond That, I'm A Pretty Standard Guy. Give Me A Gal With A Sense Of Humor, Acidic Wit, Who's Read A Few Books And Has A Body Like A Swedish Speed Skater, And I'm Quite Content.