I'm A Fake Intellectual.

If I Don't Direct A Movie At Some Point, I've Failed Personally.

You Know, You're A Great Barbecuetionist.

It Helps If You Don't Date Other Actors, But Actresses Are Beautiful. How Can You Say No?

I Have Been In Teen Shows For Years, So Doing That Stuff - Kissing - Is Kind Of Commonplace And Not A Big Deal. It Was Way More Cool Just Because It Was Meg Ryan.

I Don't Know Anyone Who's Going To See Grind 22 Times In The Theater. My Mom. Some Kid Who Has Short-term Memory Loss And Forgot That He's Seen It.