I'm A Fake Intellectual.

I Don't Know Anyone Who's Going To See Grind 22 Times In The Theater. My Mom. Some Kid Who Has Short-term Memory Loss And Forgot That He's Seen It.

It Helps If You Don't Date Other Actors, But Actresses Are Beautiful. How Can You Say No?

I Worry That I Can Come Off Smarmy. I Wonder If I Was Listening To Myself If I'd Want To Kick My Own Ass.

Welcome To A Life Of Insecurity And Paralyzing Self-doubt.

Any Time You End A Relationship, And Everyone Has Ended Plenty In Their Life, It's Always A Tough Thing And Hard To Get Over.