I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.