I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

The Big Difference Between Sex For Money And Sex For Free Is That Sex For Money Usually Costs A Lot Less.

Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.

The Sun Was In Mind To Come Out But Having A Look At The Weather It Was In Lost Heart And Went Back Again.