I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

When Asian People Grow Up Fast They Go To College At 13. White People Grow Up Fast It's About Fudge Packing And Triple D's At 13.

Millions Of Guys Play Millions Of Basketball Games Every Day Of The Week At The Playground Or The Ymca. But Lebron James Gets $20 Million A Year Because He Can Jam On All Of Those Guys. We're Always Going To Want To See Lebron And Kobe Go At It.

I'm Not Comically Oriented. I Get Angry And I Start Complaining And Then People Start Laughing. I Don't Even Want Them To Laugh Half The Time.

I Think If You Create Something And You Get An Audience For It, Then The Monetization Part Is Really Secondary.

I'm Like John Q. Public. I Represent What Every Guy Wants And Needs.