I'm A Catalogue Artist: I Compete With

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.

Twitter Is An Amazing Thing, Because People Follow Each Other And They Can Make Friends.

I'm Covered With Loser Dust.

The American Public Really Does Have A Death Wish For Me. They Want Me To Die. I'm Not Going To Die.

To Me, 'selling Out' Means Everyone Bought A Ticket.