I'm Offended Every Time I See George

But, You Know, All Good Rock Is Easy.

I'd Definitely Like To See Less Twerking And More Power Chords.

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But When You Find That One That Could Be Worth It, He Shouldn't Make You Cry.

Mainstream Success Is Important - That's Probably Anathema To An Indie Publication Like Pitchfork, But It's What I Believe Having Experienced It Personally.

If You (the Press) Lie About Us, I Will Hit You, Kurt Will Shoot You, And We Both Will Sue.