I'm A Big Boy, But I Can

That's One Thing About My Shows. I Tell People, I'm Not A Comedian, I'm Just A Really Funny Reporter. I Put My Life Out There And Make It Entertaining. By Putting It Out There, It Helps Me To Deal With It, You Know, So I Don't Snap And So I Don't Go Off The Handle When I Get Home.

I Drink Diet Coke So I Can Eat Regular Cake.

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

You Can't Be Bad Ass In A Car That Kills Gas Like I Kill Tacos.

In The Beginning, Yes. I Didn't Like It Because I Wanted People To Know Me By Gabriel Iglesias, Not By Fluffy.