I'm A Bad Woman, But I'm Damn

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

Love Is Like A Card Trick. After You Know How It Works, It's No Fun Any More.

For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.

Let The World Know You As You Are, Not As You Think You Should Be.

When Love Is Out Of Your Life, You're Through In A Way. Because While It Is There It's Like A Motor That's Going, You Have Such Vitality To Do Things, Big Things, Because Love Is Goosing You All The Time.