I'll Tell You This About The Oscars

Stephen King Writes A Lot Of Things That Are Really Charming And Quirky, And That Are More Ironic Than Horror.

You Should Know The Lines, Be Prepared, Get Sleep, And Have The Script Analyzed So You're Ready To Rock And Roll.

You'd Much Rather Act With A Pal, Someone You Know Really Well. That Way, You Can Cut All The Niceties And Go Right To Insulting Each Other.

So Many Actors Spend So Much Energy Trying To Remember The Lines. It's So Foolish. Guys Are The Worst.

I Think Acting Is Getting Better And Better.