I Love Directors Who Talk Action As

When A Director Makes A Mistake, People Suffer. People Suffer Horribly Sometimes.

I'm Sure I Have A Process, But It Mostly Takes Place In My Dreams.

Yeah, I Made It. It Sneaks Up On You. You're Some Schmuck And You Wake Up One Day And You Go, Good God, I'm The Cheese.

I've Written A Lot Of Scripts That Someone Else Directed, And It's Absolutely Vital That, If I'm Gonna Act In It, Then I Have To Take Off The Writer Hat And Let The Director Direct.

Before I Made It Big I Worked As A Dishwasher, Washing Dishes In This Place Called Dishwasher House Where People Could Just Come In And Do Whatever They Wanted To The Dishes And We Had To Clean Them With Our Hands Till They Bled. A Lot Of Struggling Actors Worked There-downey Jr., Joaquin Phoenix, Damon Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Keenen Ivory Wayans-and We Actually All Kind Of Wish We Still Did.