I'll Only Live 'til I Die

I Don't Think I've Gotten Any Smarter, But Your Reflexes Slow Down Before You Do Something Stupid When You're Older.

The Number-one Rule Of The Road Is Never Go To Bed With Anyone Crazier Than Yourself. You Will Break This Rule, And You Will Be Sorry.

Bad Love Is Better Than No Love At All, At Least You Know You're Alive.

You Don't Paddle Against The Current, You Paddle With It. And If You Get Good At It, You Throw Away The Oars.

If God Made Anything Better Than Women, I Think He Kept It For Himself.