If God Made Anything Better Than Women,

I'll Only Live 'til I Die

If God's Got A Favorite Songwriter, I Think It's John Prine.

Bombing People For Economic Reasons Is As Horrible As Killing A Pregnant Woman.

If You're In It Because You Love It And You Have To Do It, That's The Right Reason. If You're In It Because You Want To Get Rich Or Famous, Don't Do It. People Often Say That My First Years In Nashville, When I Wasn't Getting Anything Cut, Were Tough. Hell, Those Were Great Years.

The Number-one Rule Of The Road Is Never Go To Bed With Anyone Crazier Than Yourself. You Will Break This Rule, And You Will Be Sorry.