I'll Name Names, You Know I Won't

I'm A Writer. Now I've Started To Be On Television. I Have A Big Mouth. And I Have Good Tv Teeth, They Say.

If You Dress Like A Movie Star, You Have Me.

I'm Just A Vessel Of Information.

I'm Wearing A Garbage Bag. I Was Put On My Own Worst-dressed List.

I'm Being Invaded By Fashion Pundits.