You're Surfing With All This Glamour, And

If You Dress Like A Movie Star, You Have Me.

I'm A Writer. Now I've Started To Be On Television. I Have A Big Mouth. And I Have Good Tv Teeth, They Say.

Courtney Love Is A Loose Cannon. She Says What She Thinks. She's Wild On The Red Carpet. You Get The Best Sound Bites From Courtney Love.

I Liked Nicole Kidman Because She Is So Fashionable She Can Do Less Is More. It Was Very, Very Simple, But It Was So Chic. Some People Thought She Looked Washed Out, I Didn't At All.

I'm Being Invaded By Fashion Pundits.