I'll Keep Us Out Of War With

I Don't See How The People Who Created The Problem Can Fix It. Texas Is Worth Fighting For, And The Best Way To Fight Is To Get The Politicians Out Of Politics.

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

I Don't Think Where People Come From Is That Important. It Doesn't Matter If You Come From Reality Tv. The Question Is Whether You Can Inspire People.

Remember, The Legislature Is The Joke, Not Our Campaign.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.