I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing

Life Is A Four-letter Word.

I Am Influenced By Every Second Of My Waking Hour.

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair. If The Whole World Were Tranquil, Without Disease And Violence, I’d Be Standing On The Breadline Right In Back Of J. Edgar Hoover.

I Would Become A Priest Or A Rabbi Or A Monk Or Whatever The Hell Was Necessary To Perform Miracles Such As Taking Money From Someone Else's Pocket And Putting It Into Mine, Still Remaining Within The Confines Of The Law.

If I Just Stuck To Pot I Might Have Found Out What A Drag Being An Aging Hipster Actually Was.