I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.

You Got To Pay Your Dues To Get The Joke. Besides, Laughter Is Cheap And Very Portable. If There's A Pogrom, Or They're Blaming You For The Plague, Nothing Is Easier To Pack Than A Sense Of Humor.

Life Is A Four-letter Word.

Marijuana Is Rejected All Over The World. Damned. In England Heroin Is Alright For Out-patents, But Marijuana? They'll Put Your Ass In Jail. I Wonder Why That Is? The Only Reason Could Be: To Serve The Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, Which Is A Dirty Word In Christian Culture.

Wouldn't It Be Nice If All The People Who Are Lonesome Could Live In One Big Dormitory, Sleep In Beds Next To Each Other, Talk, Laugh, And Keep The Lights On As Long As They Want To?