I'll Be Sober Ten Years And Married

I Was Sick Of Playing High-school Kids. I Liked Being A Teenager, But I Would Not Go Back For All The Tea In China.

When I Had My Comedy Central Roast, David [spade] Was My First Choice To Be Roastmaster, Because I Adore Him. He's Funny As Hell, And Nobody Is Meaner.

I Am Getting On In Years, And I Have A Very Extensive Imdb Page, And I Cannot Keep Track Of My Own Credits.

I Think It Was Alfred Hitchcock Who Said 90 Percent Of Successful Moviemaking Is In The Casting. The Same Is True In Life. Who You Are Exposed To, Who You Choose To Surround Yourself With, Is A Unique Variable In All Of Our Experiences And It Is Hugely Important In Making Us Who We Are. Seek Out Interesting Characters, Tough Adversaries And Strong Mentors And Your Life Can Be Rich, Textured, Highly Entertaining And Successful, Like A Best Picture Winner. Surround Yourself With Dullards, People Of Vanilla Safety And Unextraordinary Ease, And You May Find Your Life Going Straight To Dvd.

In The Business Of Acting, Those Are The Actors That Make The Trains Run On Time, You Know? There's Nothing Without Them.