I'll Be Sober Ten Years And Married

I Wouldn't Go Back On My Old Days, Though; Everybody Needs To Have Their Wild Years. It's Just A Question Of When And I'd Rather Have Had Them Early Than Be Doing It As A Mid-life Crisis Type Thing.

If People Are Watching Me 365 Days A Year, 360 Days They Might Be Bored To Tears. And On The Other Five Days, Maybe I Would Qualify As Satan.

My First Lessons In Comedy, How To Construct A Joke, I Learned From Eileen Brennan, Who Had Unbelievable Timing.

[maggie Smith] Brings New Meaning To The Phrase "doesn't Suffer Fools." She Has Just The Most Amazing, Dry Timing Of Anyone Ever, I Think. I Think Everyone's Always Known About It, But With Her Resurgence On Downton Abbey, A Whole New Generation Has Been Introduced To It, Which Is Just Great.

To Go From "gnarly" To "literally," That Shows I'm Growing Up, Right?