I'll Be Sober Ten Years And Married

Contrary To Popular Belief, I Don't Go Out Very Much. When I Do Go Out, A Lot Of Times It'll Be To Something Like A Heavyweight Fight, And I'll Be Photographed, So That People Have This Conception That I Go Out A Lot.

I Think I Have A Pretty Good Ear. I Mean, Even Just Starting With, Like, Austin Powers, Where I Did Young Robert Wagner. People Were, Like, "how Do You Imitate Robert Wagner? What Does He Sound Like? What Does That Even Involve?".

I Don't Like Any Sport Where You're Already Exhausted When You're Done Putting On The Equipment.

My First Lessons In Comedy, How To Construct A Joke, I Learned From Eileen Brennan, Who Had Unbelievable Timing.

We Always Reminisce About How Everyone Tried To Get Diane Lane's Attention, To Very Little Success.