I'll Be A Wife And Mother First,

I Have Been Through A Lot And Have Suffered A Great Deal. But I Have Had Lots Of Happy Moments, As Well. Every Moment One Lives Is Different From The Other. The Good, The Bad, Hardship, The Joy, The Tragedy, Love, And Happiness Are All Interwoven Into One Single, Indescribable Whole That Is Called Life. You Cannot Separate The Good From The Bad. And Perhaps There Is No Need To Do So, Either.

[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks So Adorable, And She's Intrepid; She's The Biggest Bargain America Ever Got, Bigger Than That Louisiana Purchase From My French Friends.

I Don't Think There Are Any Men Who Are Faithful To Their Wives.

A Great Goal In Life Is The Only Fortune Worth Finding.

I Don't Understand It. Jack Will Spend Any Amount Of Money To Buy Votes But He Balks At Investing A Thousand Dollars In A Beautiful Painting.