If You've Got A Big Mouth And

My Attitude Is, If Someone's Going To Criticize Me, Tell Me To My Face.

Anything I Shouldn't Laugh At Makes Me Laugh.

Talking To Celebrities Is Too Much Effort. They All Think The Same.

I Don't Have Sophisticated Tastes. I Have Average Tastes. If You Looked In My Collection Of Dvds, You'd See 'jaws' And 'star Wars.' In The Book Library, You'd See John Grisham And Sidney Sheldon. And If You Look In My Fridge, It's, Like, Children's Food - Chips, Milkshakes, Yogurt.

The Minute You Start Assuming That The Audience Is Very Happy To See The Same Show Again, You're Dead.